Deborah Messing

Stormy:

11. Which one of Jerry's many girlfriends is your favorite?
"I can't just pick one! In no particular order, Deborah Messing, the anti-dentite, Sophie, the one with the tractor story, Claire, the one who didn't like The Voice, Tia Van Camp, the one who caught Jerry picking and finally, Christine Taylor, the one who everyone thought was a loser, but really wasn't."
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It's funny, pal. Whenever I see that episode, I'm floored by how gorgeous she is. She really is amazing -- the smile, the hair, the teeth, the eyes, the body. She really had it all, and I do mean had.

Whenever I flip the channels and see Will and Grace, I usually flip back to watch a bit. But only to see how skinny Messing is. It's sickly and sad because she is a beautiful woman -- or was. And maybe this is a tribute to how sad I am. I haven't seen a new episode of Will and Grace ever, and I don't even know when they stopped making new ones. I mean, she looked really good in Along Came Polly; I think that was her. Yeah, it was. She broke Ben's heart. Jerk.

Anyway, she definitely forgot a couple of meals between Seinfeld and Along Came Polly, and that's too bad. Because she was the only thing worth watching more than three minutes of Will and Grace, and when you're only watching it to see a glimpse of Messing, and that's all I ever saw -- you know, because she was stick thin; she had a nice bone structure, though -- it's a problem.

Hmm. I wish I could have those last six minutes back. Don't you?

Oh, and Christine Taylor is so incredibly beautiful. She makes my knees buckle. And I thought that when I was 6, too, watching "Hey, Dude" on Nickelodeon. Melody was a fierce babe -- way better than Brad. Remember Buddy? He was a Mets fan, Stormy. A Mets fan in the Wild West. The two of them brought the Bar None Ranch some class.

OK. Goodnight.